This issue is all about hot sauce because hot sauce makes me happy.

Have you ever tried hot sauce? If not, you're missing out on something very yummy. Hot sauce makes your tongue tickle. Normally, I have a strict no-tickling policy, but hot sauce is the exception to the rule. It is very nutritious and tasty, and you should carry a bottle of it around in case of bland food.

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This is the Bull Snort Collection. It is very good. I have the entire set, but I bought all of them seperately. This person was lucky enough to find them all together. ==>> Okay, so anyway, I've found hot sauce very useful in the past. Carry a bottle of it around with you, and bland food is gone forever. It gives you as much adrieneline as skydiving, and it makes your nose run and eyes water. In the move "Selena," the Chris dude carried around a bottle of hot sauce with him. That made me happy, because he was also cute. Hooray for the cute and the spicy! Another use of hot sauce is in pranks. One of the best pranks I have ever pulled was with... erm, strawberry milk. I added some Red Hot sauce to some yogurt, a little in a glass of milk, and voila! My best friend is still trying to come up with a prank worthy of revenge. After testing it on Danielle, I moved on to a more annoying target. My little brother. This time, instead of Red Hot, I added some of my Bull Snort Fire-In-The-Hole Habenero sauce, which is about twelve times hotter than Red Hot. After dumbing liberal amounts into a glass of milk, I told my brother that it was his favorite-- strawberry milk. He drank about half the glass before realizing that his mouth was burning. After screaming a bit, he reached for his milk, desperately thirsty, only to take another sip and promptly spit it out. After running to the sink and washing his mouth out, he swore revenge on me. However, both of my victims are yet to match the skill of the Strawberry Milk Prank.