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Dear Super Penguin...
your site is so cool! i even linked you on my site! and
i'm totally in love with the little balls cursor! (i don't mean for that to sound perverted or anything). keep it coming!
The Gnome
ps i know this guy who says orlando bloom is ugly. is it morally acceptable
to kill him or should i just beat him up? (the guy that is, not orlando) |
Dear Gnome,
Thanks for the email! Don't kill the guy- he is probably just jealous of Orli's fantastic
wonderfulness, hotness, cuteness, perfect body, perfect face, fame, fortune, talent, hotness....
Woah. Sorry, got distracted. If it turns out he's not jealous, don't kill him, just
beat him up so badly that he'll live in the hospital for the rest of his life and have to be fed through a feeding tube. Because
killing him would just be letting him off too easily. Anyway, can I have a link to your site? I'd love to put one here!
-SPJ
Dear Super Penguin,
I just heard about your site. I wanted to let you know it's kinda cool. i read one of the emails someone sent to
you. I want to know, are you affended by the nasty emails you get? Also, i need some advise. I have a freind who likes to
grab his pecks and say he has boobs. Is he gay?
Thanks, Emily
Dear Emily,
First off, thanks for emailing me! Getting a response is like... eating chocolate in large quantities.
No, I am not offended by nasty emails-- some people are just a little immature. Like your friend. No, doing immature
things like that does not mean he's gay. And if he was, he would still be your friend, right? Trust me, all guys do stupid
things like that. Ignore them. In a few years, they'll be hot AND mature!
Sincerely,
Super Penguin Jr.
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