Laura: So, you're the author of "The Diary of a Ballpoint Pen"?
Penelope: Indeed, I am.
L: Can you tell me about yourself?
P: I like pens.
L: So I can see. Can you tell us about the book?
P: The book is about pens.
L:....
P: A pen goes to a place called pen world.
L: And?
P: There are pens there.
L: Wow. you're scary. Bye.